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User:bhellsworth (14957812)
Simply Nutritious
Mega-Love is Back from Vacation in Beaver-Hat Country
Name:bhellsworth
Location:Portland, Oregon
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Bio:Dear Diary,

Your parents are cruel for naming you Diary. What kind of name is that? They fated you to grow into a sorority halter-top toter, only then to be lifted for body shots along a crusty bar on amateur night. That, or some home-schooled kid with sweater-sets who speaks in the passive voice: "It is inevitable that I order the oyster benedict."

Either way, let us be pen pals and share Edward Gorey snippets. I'll go first.

"A clergyman staying at the Upturned Pig, the Rev. O. MacAbloo, wandered in a remote corner of the shrubbery."

I hope your getting your essential fatty-acids.

Kisses,
Brooke
Pictures:fewer than 10 public
Interests:2: bananas, jokes involving bananas
Schools:None listed
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Friend of:1: bhellsworth
Member of:11: bannedcartoons, bookish, found_objects, moviephiles, pdx_artists, pdx_films, philosophy, politicsforum, promptdujour, secretsketches, wtf_nature
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